a wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. you have been dead until now. were you aware of that? you're dead right now.

here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!

no, no, no, i get it, yeah. he's the girl, you're the girl. sometimes you're both the girl. right, right? that's hot. but, you know, whatever works for you. i'm not gonna judge it.